Gift Cards! (Free shipping)

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Seriously, people. We now have the coolest gift cards ever made, because they are designed by our most generous benefactor and friend, Chris Ware. Giving one of these gift cards is like giving a piece of art. A piece of art loaded with money. Loaded with money with which to buy books. So, basically, the best thing ever.

Available in any amount from $10 to $200.

Please specify in the comments at checkout if you have a design preference.

Free shipping! Please select "Gift Card/certificate $0.00" option on checkout.

*The fine print: This gift card is redeemable at The Book Table, in person or by phone. It is not valid online. It is also not redeemable for cash, nor, if lost, is it replaceable--unless you present your original receipt to one of our patient and tireless employees (whom we promise will not glare at you, if so.) And if you haven't figured it out already, this card has absolutely no value until you add money to it--except, perhaps, as a lockpick for one of those cheaper kind of post-WWII doors, or as a spoon/personal food shovel in a survival-type situation. Did you add money to it already? Good. Then it will never expire or incur fees, unless the civilization in which we all tacitly agree to participate ceases normal functioning due to circumstances beyond our control. In such cases, it might be nice to hold onto it anyway, just as a reminder of "what once was."